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12 Funny Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions That Will Make You Laugh

12 Funny Quotes About New Year’s Resolutions That Will Make You Laugh

The New Year is the time when most of us hope to magically transform ourselves. It’s as if we believe that the ball dropping at midnight is like a magic spell that will suddenly give us willpower.

And, while hope is high come New Year’s time, the truth is that many of us don’t keep our resolutions. Whether you do or don’t keep the plans and promises you’ve made for the coming year, at least you’ll have these awesome new year’s resolutions quotes to make you laugh!

#1: “What Can You Do Today That You Were Not Capable of 12 Months Ago? “(Unknown)

This quote points to what we were just saying- a new year is not some “magic cure.” Focus on making yourself better every day and all the time, not just in January.

#2: “An Error Doesn’t Become a Mistake Until You Refuse to Correct It.” (Unknown)

This cheeky quote should serve as a good reminder that you don’t have to be 100% perfect in the new year. If you fail at your resolution temporarily- and most people do- don’t give up. Just keep on trying!

#3: “Every Once in A While, Someone Barks at Me. My New Year’s Resolution is Not to Bark Back” (Tucker Carlson)

We think that’s a pretty good one, don’t you? After all, you can’t escape the “barking people,” but you can control how you react to them!

#4: “Resolutions are like a promise to yourself to feel like a failure in a month.” (Unknown)

This one is what you might call “black humor,” but be honest with yourself- how many resolutions have you successfully kept? It’s not impossible but very, very difficult!

#5: “No Matter How Slow You Go, You Are Still Lapping Everybody on the Couch” (Unknown)

Okay, so this one isn’t strictly New Year’s, but we think it sends a nice message: if you try, you’re halfway there already!

#6: New Year’s Resolution: To Tolerate Fools More Gladly Provided This Does Not Encourage Them to Take Up More of My Time” (James Agate).

We love this one because, really, who has time for fools?

#7: “In a Gentle Way, You Can Shake the World” (Mahatma Gandhi)

Change doesn’t have to be big….it just has to be change!

#8: “Find Three Hobbies You Love: One to Make You Money, One to Keep You in Shape, and One to be Creative” (Unknown)

That’s pretty much all you could ever ask for in life…or in the new year!

#9: “Character is the Ability to Carry Out a Good Resolution Long After the Excitement of the Moment Has Passed” (Cavett Robert)

If you can keep your resolution going long after the midnight champagne toast, you’ll build both character AND confidence!

#10: “The Future Belongs to Those who Believe in the Beauty of their Dreams” (Eleanor Roosevelt)

See, all you have to do is believe it!

#11: “You’ll Never Find the Right Things if You Don’t Let Go of the Wrong Ones” (Unknown)

Sometimes, letting go is really all it takes to move on with your life.

And, finally, our favorite because it sums up what new year’s resolutions are all about so perfectly…..

#12: “We Must Always Change, Renew, Rejuvenate Ourselves; Otherwise, We Harden” (Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe)

Live by these quotes if you can, but, if not, at least you got a smile in for today!